Wife's watch says there's an update. She attempts to update, says software up-to-date, version 5.3.7, stuck on that screen, watch doesn't work. After restarts and fiddling around, including resetting watch to factory settings, gets past that screen, and restoring watch from backup gets to "Connecting your watch . . . " which eventually times out. Several times. Last night she updated her iPhone to latest iOS, and now we're back to being stuck on the "watch software is up-to-date v. 5.3.7" again. Which isn't even the latest version, I don't think. I can't delete the update file from the watch because it's not set up, and I can't find it on her phone.
I try to pair the watch to my iPhone SE. At first I get "can't connect to internet to check for an update." I'm absolutely positively connected to the internet. At some point, I say skip the update, which I thought exited the setup, but it goes to "Connecting your watch..." which I watched for an hour in case there was some intervention required before timing out, and then cancelled it. I tried again, and it checks for the update and says "up-to-date, v. 5.3.7." I updated my phone to latest iOS, and deleted and reinstalled the watch app, and now I'm told that I need to update the watch software, it checks for an update, and can't because I'm not connected to the internet, which I absolutely positively am.
I've deleted and reinstalled the watch app, force-reset the phone and watch, I'm on 2.4GHz WiFi, I reset my network settings, signed out of/back into iCloud. All the tricks.
So at this point I have to take it to an Apple Store, and they aren't open, so my wife is without her watch for several weeks. Maybe I'll get her a Fitbit; mine isn't perfect but at least it isn't a paperweight.
Bottom line, though, is when your update process says that it cannot continue because I am not connected to the internet and I demonstrably am connected to the internet, you've got issues. So what's the deal, Apple?