I think I finally figured out how to solve this on-going problem, in three easy steps:
Step 1: Determine your location relative to Silicon Valley, then turn and face it.
Step 2: Turn the phone onto the horizontal position and then hold down ALL side buttons simultaneously. NOTE: THEY MUST BE HELD DOWN EXACTLY AT THE SAME MOMENT!
Step 2: Say "Steve Jobs would be ******!" three times in the loudest voice possible.
ALTERNATE FIX APPROACH:
Hope that Apple will put resources to fix this glaring problem. The iPhone's best feature is its camera. How this is allowed to continue to happen is really disheartening. FIX IT APPLE!!!!!!!!!!
If Apple doesn't fix this, the only option left is to buy a Samsung product.